Tuesday 12 April 2011

Even the lusers who use Linux respect me more than Groklaw!

As you can see from the comments on Linux Weekly News, people are enthused about the raw talent that I bring to my job as the premier supporter of proprietary software to combat the plague of Open Sores software.


Groklaw shutting down in May

Posted Apr 10, 2011 17:57 UTC (Sun) by cyd (subscriber, #4153)

Hi Mr. Mueller,

I am flattered and pleased that you have deigned to reply! Not even in my dreams have I conceived of conversing, even over the Internet, with someone worthy enough to have been credited in three separate (!) Blizzard Entertainment titles. However, I sense that you are being overly coy in stating your qualifications. No doubt there are numerous employee-of-the-month and high school yearbook awards that you have omitted to mention, due to a misplaced sense of modesty. Please, don't hold back on this account.


Groklaw shutting down in May

Posted Apr 10, 2011 18:01 UTC (Sun) by FlorianMueller (subscriber, #32048)
@cyd, you are actually right that I didn't list all of them. CNET Networks UK handed me (jointly with an activist organization) the Outstanding Contribution to Software Development Award, Silicon.com put me on the list of the 50 Silicon Agenda Setters, Linux Magazine named me runner-up to its Outstanding Contribution to Linux & Open Source Award. But the reason I didn't mention those awards is because I wanted to focus on those with the most impressive fellow laureates -- more impressive than any fellow laureates Groklaw can point to.


Groklaw shutting down in May
Posted Apr 10, 2011 20:11 UTC (Sun) by elanthis (subscriber, #6227)
I think you failed the sarcasm test, buddy. :)

I know you're responding to someone claiming you're a nobody, but just as a friendly (really) bit of advice: waving your fame-dick around in public just makes you look like you're trying to compensate for something else, and doesn't impress anybody at all.


You see, people are so impressed by me that they can't get enough - except for that last poster, who is obviously either someone from groklaw or a team of lawyers from IBM ... or both!

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